And we’re back in heaven … or at least my version of it. As always, SheVibe seems to be my never-ending parade of ‘the best of the best’ in sex toys; and if anything, our next toy should cement that fact once and for all.
You see, in our latest box of gems from SheVibe, we came across this incredible piece of German-engineered hardware made of pure awesome: The Pure Plug 2.0 from Njoy. And let me tell you: WOW. Just Oh.My.Gawd.WOW! But lets get it all in perspective, so you might understand my stupidious new attachment to this new piece of bling in our collection.
The Pure Plug 2.0 comes in a luxurious and elegant black storage box. The box has the Njoy logo in white, on top - as the only outside indication of the inside content. Opening it, and ribbons will hold the lid in a 100-degree angle, giving you what can almost be described as a display case. The inside is lined with gathered lush satin in a deep bordeaux color, a hollow is formed in the bottom half in the shape of the toy - to hold it in place. Inside the box you’ll also find a small pamphlet with a bit about Njoy, the toy and so forth. It’s an exstremely nice presentation, whether you’re gifting or just storing.
Now picking up Pure Plug 2.0, buffed to a mirror shine, and my first thought was “Bloody hell, this thing is HEAVY!” Which should be as obvious as rain is wet, but I really hadn’t given the weight much thought when picking out gems from SheVibe’s extensive catalogue. But 1.3lbs (600g) of solid steel really feels like a ton, considering the size of the toy. My second thought was probably “It’s going to feel incredible plugged inside!”
The Pure Plug 2.0, or as some calls it; the Njoy XL, is the largest of Njoy’s offerings when it comes to plugs. As they themselves explain it, their line of Pure Plugs was an instant success; but still, there were some who wanted a larger plug, and they decided to give them exactly they wanted! - And with 2” in diameter (hence 2.0), they did just that!
Though, 2” is an abstract - if you will - with the Pure Plug 2.0. You see, the bulbous head is slightly ‘squished’, giving it an oval shape. And around the head, are four divots - or deep grooves, so depending on where you measure… But with some adding and subtracting, and a calculator, you’ll hit close to 2” even, when you’re done.
The Pure Plug is made from one of the safest ‘known to man’ materials available: SAE 316 medical-grade stainless steel. It will not rust, corrode, or otherwise degrade, it will not release toxins or harmful materials of any kind, it’s non-porous, hypoallergenic and frickin’ bloody awesome to behold!
I must admit, I was rather intimidated - at first. The weight caught me off guard, and the size seemed … daunting, to say the least. And I’m not exactly a beginner when it comes to matters of anal gratification. This is definitely neither a toy for the faint at heart, nor the anal beginner! But… the intimidation was short lived, and as I felt my arse twitch and flex in hungry anticipation … I was butt naked in five seconds flat (no pun intended, I think).
Now, you don’t just lube up the Pure Plug 2.0 and jam it home. It takes some seriously relaxed sphincter muscles - or just being way too horny for your own good, to handle the Pure Plug 2.0. And since I was probably a bit too horny; I was just about to do a ‘cold start’, but sensibility got the best of me and I did use a smaller toy - briefly - as warm up. Now, because the Pure Plug 2.0 is made of medical grade stainless steel, you can use any which lube you bloody well please. Just for the love of all things sacred remember to use some!
Still, I was slightly overwhelmed about how I felt inserting the Pure Plug 2.0. There is of course not a fraction of give in this toy. It will not yield and will certainly not surrender. If anything has to surrender, it’s your arse. I might have uttered a profanity or two, but I also felt more and more horny and really wanted this king of toys in its rightful place. So with a last push and grunt I got it in. Instantly feeling a rush of relief as my sphincter snapped down on the slim neck, sealing the plug snug inside. For a little while I just lay there; feeling my PC muscles flex and twitch around this newcomer. It was at once thrilling and extremely erotic. When I then moved a little; my muscles really clamped down on it, feeling every centimeter of it. - These interesting divots around the bulbous head, that add a bit of internalized texture; felt amazing! I think they might make insertion a smidge easier too… not too sure about that, but it’s at least plausible.
So there I was, idly stroking my cock, enjoying this heavy new toy, when my Other Half came home. I could hear her put groceries away and get some coffee brewing, before she headed for the bedroom. She stopped cold in the door, and as a smile spread on her face; she just seemed to slip off her clothes, as only women can. “Thinking of me?” she said, taking hold of my cock and guided it home. My lower body just went ballistic. The feeling of this amazing toy in my arse, my cock in my girl and all the muscles down there trying to find common ground - and work together… I swear: I was almost panting! When finally she came, I let go with everything I had kept under tighter and tighter leash. It was like my loins were burning. My prostate, firmly pressed against my new toy, felt as if ready to implode… It was just one of the most intense orgasms I’ve had in a while. Of course, afterwards, my Other Half, still sprawled on me, with my cock still inside - whispered in my ear “one more time?” and I felt the first twitch again…
Since then, Pure Plug 2.0 has been a regular staple in our play. My Other Half is a bit more accommodating than I am, and doesn’t have too much trouble with the toy. However, for her; having it inside can be a bit rough when I penetrate her. If I go slow, it’s fine, but as soon as I speed things up a bit, not so much. She loves it tremendously if I go down on her though, with the plug inside, and will have some shattering orgasms like that… So though originally picked out as a ‘toy for me’, its definitely now a ‘toy for us’.
One thing I want to add, as I’ve seen a lot of talk about it on the big bad web; the handle IS rather large, so if you do walk around with the plug, which I love - even crave some days, I would recommend you remember to sit you arse on something soft, or cushioned, when you sit. If you have small/skinny rears like ours, sitting on a wooded bench or seat will be unpleasant. If you have a cushioned rear as is, you’re in luck… So though some reviews have it as “impossible to sit on”, I’d stake two tiny butts on that being a bunch of rubbish. If you want to sit at you desk, just plop a pillow under your bum and you’ll be having a great time!
Cleaning steel is as easy as can be: warm water and a good anti-bacterial soap, finish off with a sex toy cleaner or an alcohol wipe, and it’ll be as good as new. If you want you can sterilize by boiling it a few minutes, or use a 10% bleach solution. And though you can throw it in the dishwasher, I personally wouldn’t recommend it. Probably just an unfounded fear something might accidentally scratch my new bling…
The Pure Plug 2.0 is a serious piece of equipment that WILL last you a lifetime, and while it may not be a beginner’s plug; it is without a doubt THE plug to strive for, if you are. Fully recommended to all who can handle it, and probably to those who can’t as well. Just a brilliant toy!
SheVibe, who was kind enough to send us this dream-come-true toy, has the entire Njoy line of toys - at some of the best prices you’ll like find anywhere. And with usual discreet packages and international shipping, there’s nowhere to hide… Grab an Njoy, thank me later.