Toys In Love Reviews The Greta Dildo by Vamp Silicone

From now on, when I’m talking about Greta, I don’t mean the six foot German blonde with long legs, whip, boa and a serious lack of gag reflex from Vegas. No, I mean my new girl, my new wonderful red girl from Vamp Silicone; Which was kindly shipped our way from SheVibe, thank you very much. Eternal love-cookies hereby awarded.

Vamp dildos are a new one for me, - for us, but I can tell you right now; I’m so glad SheVibe was kind enough to get one our way. Holy crap this is one cool dildo!

Seriously though, I was rather dazed by the first look of her. Reading that she would be kind of a big lady, with her 7 inches long and 2.5 inches in diameter frame, was one thing. But seeing her up close - holding her - weighing her… She is most definitely a lady with a presence not for the faint at heart.

I’ve mentioned a couple of times that my OH is a bit of a size queen, and I could see right away the glaze in her eyes, and I knew she was excited. I was a bit worried she would be too big for me. Which is cool, of course we have plenty of toys for one of us - but not the other. But I’d sorta been expecting her to be a lady to my liking as well. But more on that later…

Greta is a phallic shaped dildo, made from Softskin,  which is a patented 100% platinum cured silicone. A silicone not unlike the O2 Dual Skin from Tantus or the VixSkin from Vixen Creations. It’s a silicone that provides a wonderfully realistic feel, with a softer outer layer and firmer core.

Now with the Vamp Silicone dildos: They are all hand made. Each dildo is hand-poured, so as with any high-end glass or wooden toy, you’ll find minor variations and imperfections. This is normal. Such slight imperfections will not affect the appearance or performance of the toy. And the variations will only ensure that your toy is delightfully unique.

Now the Greta we got is red! And not a lackluster dull shade or tone either, but a fiery hot red! She’s smooth, but still richly detailed in the shape of the head and the foreskin. She stands tall by herself on a wide, thick base, which is perfect for harness play. To look at she’s quite striking. Just a beautiful toy to have in your collection.

After a quick wash, my OH snapped it up and was gone. Not that I didn't have an idea where she was going though… But I let her have a little time to get acquainted with our new redhead. I was still pondering whether or not I would be able to enjoy this new friend of ours, when I entered the bedroom maybe five minutes later, only to find my OH fully harnessed with an imposing Greta erect from her loins…

“Oh…” was my very brave response, trying to mask my initial fear…

Now, If you're a “bigger the better” type of girl, then look no further than Greta, she’s the girl for you. If you’re a guy on the other hand… But I've yet to back down from some pegging-love from my OH, and she can be rather determined to show it too…

Starter toys are essential, and luckily we have quite a few. Still, when it comes down to it, even when you’re loose and relaxed; this is not a toy for the faint of heart and is probably best suited for the intermediate to advanced crowd. And then probably even best suited for occasions when you’re looking to get a bit extreme. As for safety precautions… Just be careful! Although a soft and fun toy, I can imagine one could hurt themselves if not fully respecting the proportions of this girl.

But when I finally got her in… what a feeling…! It took a little time getting there - about ten minutes of having fun and working our way increasingly upwards in size. But with a good water-based lube and no rush, you’ll get there… The feeling is almost overpowering. Time just slips away and I really have no idea have many times I came but…a couple of times at least. Just bloody brilliant! Really, really fantastic! I was almost not coherent when my OH went: “I think it’s my turn now…”

So after a good cleaning which, as with all non-porous pure silicone toys, is pretty easy: A good scrub under hot water with some anti-bacterial soap, followed by a rub-down with rubbing alcohol or a good sex toy cleaner and it’s as good as new. Of course you could boil it a few minutes or throw it in the dishwasher - top shelf if you want…

My OH was very wet after our pegging session, and went straight for Greta. But as a bit of a size queen… And trust me; seeing her enjoying every second as I worked her good and well with Greta was just tremendous fun. I had her almost whimpering in the end, and there were several gushing orgasms along the way… What a bloody fantastic toy!

So if there are any final thoughts, besides the obvious. It would be; that the biggest up side to this toy, is the size, and the biggest down side ‘could’ be the size as well. Greta is big enough to be impossible for some people to take, especially anally. But if you have doubts, please give her a chance. For us; this big, beautiful, heavy lady of pure silicone - with her natural feel of Softskin - is now one of the best ‘bigger’ toys in our collection.

Oh, and I almost forgot: There’s even a hole in the base for a bullet-vibrator. Though even with a rather good bullet, you won’t feel it as a powerful vibration throughout. All that Softskin simply swallows most of it up, but it’s still an added bonus to a toy that can only be describes as amazing, even without a bullet option.

SheVibe - who just generally has one of the coolest looking stores out there - has a whole range of Softskin dildos from Vamp Silicone to chose from. And considering what you get for the price, I’d say at a very reasonable price too. 

Posted on July 3, 2010 and filed under vamp silicone, silicone, dildo.