Last week, a mysterious package was delivered to my desk. Whenever a mysterious package arrives for me, I immediately assume that it contains some type of anthrax-bomb sent by anti-porn conservatives to finally end my blatant propagation of internet pornography. But to my delight, it wasn’t an anthrax-bomb!
No, the mysterious package contained a brand new Vërspanken…For Men, a new sex toy for men that aims to capture that feeling of sliding in and out of a tight pussy that takes you to the edge of ecstasy. And let me tell you…the Vërspanken…For Men does a damn good job of capturing that feeling.
What makes the Vërspanken…For Men so special?
There are four unique features about the Vërspanken that sets it apart from any other sex toy for men on the market.
Adjustable Pleasure Control:
The toy’s pressure can be easily adjusted by tightening or loosening your grip on the housing. Meaning you can pleasure yourself as intensely or as casually as you want.
The toy keeps the grip for you so your hands are free to explore other fun things. Plus, if the snap grip doesn’t suit your fancy, it’s easy to make it tighter just by tying an elastic band around the open end.
Safe To Use:
all Vërkspankens are made from a variety of food safe plastic materials that are 100% recyclable, non-toxic, free of phthalates and heavy metals. That means you’re good to go as soon as you open the box without having to worry about bleach or ammonia burning your dick off (though I recommend rinsing it just to make it feel extra fresh).
Easy To Clean:
If you own a Fleshlight, you know that they’re a pain in the ass to clean. Vërspanken knows how annoying it is so they’ve made cleaning up simple. Just use soap and water and you’re good to go.
On top of that, each Vërspanken comes with a little cheat sheet on how to maximize your fun with your new toy, whether you’re on your own or experimenting with a significant other. There's more...