Reviewed by Epiphora of Hey Epiphora
Oh my god.
. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS.
It's been nearly a year and a half since
, but not once in that time have I tried a realistic VixSkin dildo that was anything less than
. Things were getting out of control. As my friend once said, "My size queen-ness is getting too extreme. I see a toy and quickly say "BUT IS IT HUGE?'"
Sad but true - I started eliminating toys from my wishlist based on their dimensions alone. Big, big mistake. Do not do this. Inevitably a toy will come along and prove you wrong, and you'll look like a snobby snob.
So today, I submit to you, a bit sheepishly, that I can still appreciate smaller dildos. Apparently, in fact, I can still adore smaller dildos.
I tend to shy away from words like "perfect," but… there is nothing about the
that isn't perfect. I love its curve. Its chunky base. Its skin-mimicing texture. I love how the shaft gets wider as it nears the base, progressively opening my vagina as I insert it further.