Bettie Moore Reviews The Tantus Vamp Silicone Dildo

Being a fan of vampires used to mean something. Nowadays, it means liking poorly written fanfic and have posters of glaring, pasty quasi-dead boys on your walls.

Back in my day (ie. the late 90s), it meant something entirely different. It meant loyalty to our lord and savior Buffy Summers (and Her creator Joss Whedon). It meant loving Lestat for the violin-playing rockstar mother-fucker (literally) that he was. It meant following Mina Harker, the badass that didn’t turn into a puddle every time she saw her dead love. It meant not only knowing who Nosferatu was, but knowing how to pronounce it correctly. It meant knowing the rules and playing by them. Vampires don’t sparkle, goddamnit, they BURN.

But now the world is tainted. Being a fan of vampires is not something I own up to without making it very clear that I am a vampire purist. I am a vampire snob. I am also a sex toy snob, so I welcomed Tantus’s Vamp into my bed with open arms… or legs, I guess. I know the Tantus brand has a reputation for amazing toys, medical-grade quality silicone, and actual human being toy-testers, so I was wanted to try it, though I must admit I wasn’t chomping at the bit.

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Posted on January 13, 2014 and filed under dildo, silicone, tantus.