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Posted on January 1, 2018 .

A Roll In The Hay Reviews Sportsheets Doggie Style Strap


I really love position helpers.  So far I’ve mostly used cushions like Liberator wedges or the Little Deeper Cushion.  I love being able to try different positions, and these helpers take a standard position and change it every so slightly, but the slight change makes a huge difference.  The Sportsheets Plus Size Doggie Style Strap does exactly that.

A little bit about it: This strap is used for leverage in the, well, doggie style position.  It has a cushioned strip with two adjustable nylon straps on the ends.  The cushioned part of the strap goes under the receiver’s hips, with the handles on either side.  The giver takes hold of the handles and pulls them back, pulling the receiver back a little bit and giving more lift and leverage, without driving the receiver forward or having to grab forcefully (or painfully) onto their hips.

What I loved: I didn’t think the strap was going to make much of a difference at all.  I really didn’t.  But several of my friends sang the praises of having a strap.  So, I tried it.  The strap was fairly comfortable across my lower abdomen and hips, and when he pulled the straps, it pulled me closer to him, slightly changing the angle as he did.  I didn’t think he could possibly get any deeper in the doggy position, but this helped.  And, with the angle slightly changed, my G-spot got hit that much harder and made orgasms that much easier.

But we wanted to do something other than just doggy with it.  So we tried some other positions, like with me on my back and him using the strap to lift me a little.  Or using it to help me hold my legs in certain positions.  It took some creative thought, but the sky’s the limit. There's more...


Posted on May 4, 2015 and filed under sportsheets.

Beck And Her Kinks Reviews The ENVY SEVENTEEN Kegel Exerciser


Kegel balls are something I am not sure I will ever have enough of. There are many shapes and styles. Some that vibrate, have balls that jingle inside, electro-stimulation, and anything else creators come up with. Prior to the Envy Seventeen, I didn’t own a set that vibrated. The idea of vibrating kegel balls appealed to me so I asked SheVibe if I could review a set from the Envy line. SheVibe kindly sent me the JOPEN Envy Seventeen free of charge in exchange for my honest and unbiased opinion.

I really like the packaging for the Envy and Lust line’s from JOPEN. They are both thick boxes that open like a book. Inside the product is placed nicely in a foam insert. There is a manual that tucks into its own pocket on the side. The packaging is even great for long-term storage as it can hold up to being roughed up. I wish more packaging was made similar to the Envy and Lust line. On the back of the box, you will find some useful product information such as size, charge time, battery life, and features.

The Envy Seventeen measures 5.5″ from the top of the insertable portion to the bottom of the cord. The insertable portion measures 3.75″ in length with a 4.5″ in circumference at the fullest girth and 2.5″ in circumference where the insertable portion is its thinnest. The shape of the Envy Seventeen is that of two balls that are connected – giving it an hour-glass shape with very little give in between the two balls. The bottom ball has the cord attached. The bottom ball also has the faintest circle, which is the button to operate the vibrations. The top ball has an opening for the charger.

The Envy Seventeen is rechargeable via the USB cord inside. It’s the same charger as the majority of the other JOPEN toys I own use. I don’t always like using my USB slots for charging toys, so I have an adapter. According to the box, the Envy Seventeen reaches a full charge in 2.5 hours, which should last 40 minutes on high and 1.5 hours on low. It does take about 2 hours to full charge the Envy Seventeen; however, the time it should last is off a bit. I got 25-30 minutes on high out of the Envy Seventeen and about one hour on low. There's more...


Posted on April 30, 2015 and filed under jopen, kegel excerciser, vibrator.

Property Of Potter Reviews The Real Nude Suko Silicone Dildo


The Real Nude Suko from Blush Novelties is a dildo that falls directly on the line between realism and fantasy.  Does it look like a cock?  Sort of.  Does it feel like a cock?  Kind of.  It’s the perfect middle ground for someone that doesn't want an exotic product, and would prefer something that doesn't resemble a severed member either.

The base of this dildo not only allows it to be safely used anally (and in a harness), but it features a suction cup.  This cup is concave in the base of the toy, and holds extremely well.  It suctions to any clean, flat, texture-free surface.  You can use it in the shower, on your bedroom wall, on a wooden chair, etc.  You don’t have to worry about the suction accidentally breaking, or the toy slipping or falling.  The seal is strong, and needs to be broken by slipping a finger underneath it.  Tugging the dildo won’t get you very far, the suction is that strong!

The actual shape of the Real Nude Suko is what I would call artistically realistic.  It features a prominent head, but the shape of the shaft is unique.  Rather than having a vein-y texture or being completely straight, it has a sort of muscular appearance.  These bulges add stimulation when thrust, which is a step up from ultra realistic dildos.  Since the dildo lacks a curve, this shape is really where it shines.  It makes up for the curve by holding your attention on each bulge as it slides in and out of you.  The sensation isn’t extreme, so it’s great for someone looking to advance from smooth toys, or for those that feel bored by straight dildos.

This dildo is made from silicone which is one of the best materials for sex toys.  It’s non-porous, body safe, latex free, and phthalate free.  It’s best to stick with a water-based lube (since silicone lubes sometimes cause a reaction to the material), but when well cared for, silicone toys can last a lifetime.  Because it’s non-porous, the dildo can be sterilized by boiling for a few minutes, cleaning with a 10% bleach solution, or using your dishwasher.  This is great if you want to use it anally and vaginally, since it reduces the risk of spreading bacteria.  For regular use, you can simply clean with soap and water. There's more...


Posted on April 9, 2015 and filed under dildo, silicone.

Sexational Reviews The Liberator decor Fascinator Throe


Everyone talks about how great Liberator Throes are – and I totally agree.

I have experienced vulval ejaculation (commonly referred to as female ejaculation, which is gender essentialist, or squirting, which just makes me think of water guns) once (since writing this, twice! But the second time not expecting it and not putting a throe down, womp womp) in my life, and the next day I emailed Sandra at SheVibe begging for a Liberator Throe. Sleeping on a wet spot wasn’t fun, and I had experienced some issues with period leakage while I slept, so it seemed like it was time to graduate to waterproof bedding for all manner of issues.

While I haven't ejaculated on it, the Throe has come in handy. Here are some reasons why:

  • The abovementioned period leaks. I sleep with the throe under me when it’s shark week, and it helps a lot.

  • It makes me feel more comfortable when I think I might squirt – I usually have it under me during most sexual activity, unless I’m feeling lazy.

  • Period Sex! No mess!

  • It’s a great stand in ‘sex towel’ when there isn’t a towel on hand.

  • It’s a great insulator! My room is super cold if it’s 60°F or below because it’s an old house with single pane windows that are poorly insulated and poorly insulated wall/ceiling. The heavy plastic in the middle helps keep heat in, and it has become part of my daily blanket pile because of this.

  • The dog thinks it’s his. He will steal it and sleep on it. It’s covered in dog hair.

There's more...


Posted on March 28, 2015 and filed under liberator.

A Roll In The Hay Reviews The Fun Factory SHAREVIBE Dildo


I confess that before this point I did not own a double ended dildo that was meant to be shared between two people.  I’ve had dildos that were double ended, like the Pure Wand, but those are made for just one person.  Enter the Share.

A little bit about it: The Fun Factory Share is a double ended dildo designed for any sex you would generally do with a strap-on.  Essentially, it’s a strapless strap-on.  The shorter end is inserted in a vagina, and the longer end is inserted into…well, I mean, wherever or whoever it’s getting inserted (anus, another vagina, mouth, etc.).

The Share also comes with a rechargeable bullet vibe that is much larger in circumference than most standard bullets.  It vibrates the whole toy, including the hump at the base of the toy that is supposed to sit on the clitoris.

What I loved: The best attribute is that the Share is mildly flexible.  When it’s inserted in me, the longer end points almost straight up along my belly, but when it’s pulled down to a more horizontal position, the bulb inside my vagina hits against my G-spot.  When we tried using it with me lying on my back and him riding me, it pulled the longer end of the toy back, which pulled the vaginal bulb against my front wall.  The end result was every time he moved, the toy moved inside me against my G-spot and caused us both to be able to orgasm.  So, that’s pretty awesome, and my absolute favorite aspect of the Share.

I like that the bullet vibe is rechargeable.  Not only that, but he reports that the vibration of the shaft makes insertion easier and more comfortable.  Having used anal toys that vibrate, I have to agree. There's more...


Posted on March 23, 2015 and filed under dildo, fun factory, silicone, vibrator.

Ninja Sexology Reviews The Fuze Wilde Silicone Dildo


One of the best parts of being a sex toy reviewer is getting to check out the many silicone toy makers in the market.  Fuze was one whose wares I had not yet sampled.  They offer an array of sleek, stylized dildos and plugs that appeal to me aesthetically, and I was curious to see if they felt as good as they look. I was most drawn to the Wilde because of its girth (1.75 inches) and ridges, and SheVibe graciously sent me one to review.

The silicone of the Wilde is firm but flexible and extremely glossy.  If you are a fan of Tantus’ shiny silicone, odds are good that you’ll like this as well.  Like all shiny silicone toys, it’s quite a lint magnet.  There is a seam running the length of the toy, but it is subtle and cannot be felt in use.  Cleaning the Wilde is simple: soap and water for day to day clean up, boiling water or a 10% bleach solution to sterilize.

The Wilde has a cavity at its base to insert a bullet vibe, but I tested it first on its own to evaluate the shape.  Its coronal ridges and upward curve provide fairly gentle G-spot stimulation. It’s more of a massage than a targeted pressure.  If you like a pronounced curve in G-spot toys (think Pure Wand), this may not be the dildo for you.  But if you have trouble with curved toys catching on your pubic bone or find more aggressive G-spot stimulation overwhelming, the Wilde would be an excellent choice.

The base of the Wilde is very comfortable to grip and (for me, at least) the angle naturally guides the toy where I want it to go.  It feels like a great deal of thought went into the design.  The best way I can say it is that everything about this toy makes sense.  It’s a fairly simple shape, but the ridges, base and angle work together to make it greater than the sum of its parts. There's more...


Posted on March 3, 2015 and filed under dildo, fuze, happy valley silicone.

Elle Chase Reviews The ROCKS OFF Hand Solo Male Masturbator


If he is a Star Wars fan, he'll get off on the name alone. This "handy" gizmo looks like a handlebar attachment for your bike, but it's really a nice vibrator for his dick. He slips his fingers through the silicone hand grip and rubs the contoured inner sleeve up and down his ... uh ... "light saber." 

Rocks Off promises an explosive good time and my "tester" agreed, commenting that adding a little water-based lube, like Sliquid H2O made an incredible "Slip n' Slide of the Hand Solo, adding that the vibration and along with the customized pressure of his own grip, did, in fact, end up in an explosion worthy of the Force.

For shits and giggles, I tried it on my vulva and found that for those of us that like (or are in the mood for) a rougher rubbing, laying the Hand Solo flat on the vulva while rubbing it up and down isn't half bad. So think of it this way, getting him the Hand Solo is kind of a gift for BOTH of you.

Posted on February 4, 2015 and filed under rocks off, silicone, masturbator.

Good Woman's Dirty Mind reviews the Lady Jadore 360 Vibrator


It’s Day 3 of trying out the Lady Jadore 360 Reversible Tulip vibrator I was given to review from She Vibe. I’m having a hard time getting in the mood.

The Lady Jadore should be just about everything I love in a vibrator. It’s classy looking and quality constructed. It has the perfectly rounded shaft that’s supposed make it great for giving my G-spot some love and easy to hold when I play with it. It has a buttery soft silicone skin that feels so good against mine. I even love the color; a bright, saturated shade of turquoise. It’s also USB rechargeable and comes with a wall plug adapter. Gotta love that, right?

I’m lying in bed in need of a good orgasm. My body and mind are tense. They’re begging for release. Having multiple options to have multiple orgasms from one vibrator would normally excite me and do the trick, at least for the short term. It’s why I’m giving this a third try. Yet I just pick up the almost-ready-to-bloom tulip tip of the vibrator shaft and turn the base of it around trying to figure out how I want to use the clitoral stimulator end. I admit that I’m stalling.

I finally tell myself when I’m not in the mood is the best reason for getting in the mood. So I click on the buttons that control the Lady Jadore's motors. Each of the motors have their own “voice”. The G-spot motor purrs. It’s gentle but it’s not weak, especially when I place the short little nubs over my most sensitive areas. It’s more like a kiss that barely touches my lips (my labia lips and my clit in this case) and sends a buzz that sizzles the tips of every nerve in my body. Oooh wow! Now that’s how to enjoy a light vibration. There's more...


Posted on February 4, 2015 and filed under silicone, vibrator, closet collection.

Artemisia FemmeCock Reviews The Shilo Pack AND Play Dildo


Tell Me How You Really Feel
If my entire toy collection was threatened with being vaporized or shoved into a wood chipper or lost in another toypocalypse and I could only save three things, my current love affair with the Shilo by New York Toy Collective puts it well within the “oh, hell yes” category.

The Basics
Material: Platinum silicone, metal core
Color: Blue and yellow (just one of TEN colors including 4 skin tones)
Total Length: 7"
Insertable Length: 6.5"
Shaft Diameter: 1.5"
Head Diameter: 1.75"
Base Diameter: 3"

The Good, The Bad, and The Dildo To Write Home About
The Shilo is a realistic dildo made of squishy silicone with a posable core that puts it at the center of a “pack” and “bang” dick ven diagram. The Shilo's shaft has nicely modeled veins that are noticeable but not overly exaggerated, and the surface of the silicone has a micro-texture like the pattern of skin when you look closely. The base is wide and made of harder silicone, making it anal safe and sturdy in a harness. Plus, on a shower-masturbation whim, I discovered that the base of mine is a very successful suction cup… I literally looked down, mid-ride, and commended the Shilo on its radiating awesomeness. A round of applause! 

Another feature, one that needs elaboration because of the mass orgasms it’s provided me, is the Shilo's prominent head. If you’ve read my other reviews, you know that my pubic bone is like a crotchety old person yelling at kids to stay off their lawn. The Shilo defies this effect with its prominent yet super squishy head, hitting my g-spot while also painlessly slipping past my pubic bone.

Then there’s the Shilo's bendy abilities, which allow it to flex in any direction including down into your pants for easy packing. The Shilo is not the first nor the only “pack-and-play” dildo, and it’s currently the only one I’ve tried, but I am thoroughly impressed and excited by how well it does both. There's more...


Posted on January 27, 2015 and filed under dildo, new york toy collective, packer, silicone.